I’m Dara, I’m a new wife and a new mum. Something I’ve noticed since entering this world is that it seems that mums are perfect. How is it their postpartum body is what my body looked like in year 3?! Did I mention they have perfectly styled homes and always dress nicer than you? I write this as I look across my barely visible coffee table at my hoodie clad husband eating a meat pie again for the umpteenth time this last few days. Did I also mention I just ate my second kit Kat of the night? Anyway, basically I’m just here to talk smack about how bad I am at mumming and wifing; and maybe learn something in the process.

I decided to start this blog as a middle finger to all those mums out there winning at this mum game. I have a lot to say and husband got tired hearing about it so I thought why not put paper to pen ( except its 2016 and no one owns a pen anymore). I love writing almost as much as I love eating; so here’s hoping my writing skills are as good as my eating skills.

Dara

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